Monday, June 2, 2014

Meet Cannonballer #98


Scooter Cannonball Run starts tomorrow in Hyder, Alaska. Los Angeles scooterist, Eric Almendral and his 1987 Honda Helix CN250 will be among the anxious riders at the starting line.  Eric is a long time Scooter Cannonball Run fan who will be making his inaugural SCR ride. I had the pleasure of chatting with Eric via Facebook before he headed to Alaska.  


Eric at Mt. Wilson Observatory. (Photo by PPG).
Karen: Why did you decide to do CBR?

Eric: After a few years of following as a spectator and having a lot of friends ride it, I'd actually decided that CBR was not for me. My thought was that if I was going to take the time and spend the money I'd rather take my time and let myself be a tourist. I'd even started planning for a "where can I get to and back from in 10 days" ride. (I'm not going into this as a tourist; I'm really in survivor mode.)

The route is what changed my mind. It's highly unlikely that I'd do that part of Canada on my own. And, to be honest, the scope of the challenge this time appeals to me. It's not as if previous CBRs have been easy, of course. 

Maybe it’s some kind of mid-life compulsion to test myself. 

Karen: What the furthest you’ve ridden your scooter? First scooter?

Eric: I tend to think in terms of time on the scoot and the type of terrain rather than miles because not all miles are created equal. Regardless, nothing I’ve done compares to what’s ahead of me in a few days. 

Longest trip is about 1,000 miles over several days. I've done 350 mile days, 220 miles of nothing but twisty mountain roads, days of 12 hours in the saddle.

My first scooter, which I still own, is a 2006 Vespa LX 150 that I bought in October '05. It’s got about 36,000 miles on it, estimated because the odometer’s gone out a couple times. 

Karen: How did you prepare for CBR?

Eric: Half of it was obsessive research and shopping. That's almost true; I own a lot of gear yet replaced almost everything for this. All my stuff was great for commuting or a few days down the coast but not for handling a greater variety of weather than we see around here. I'm also very concerned about the heat we'll experience the last third of the ride, when we're already fatigued. So a lot of it had to do with trying to stay cool and comfortable — mesh pants, base layers. I now understand the importance of "moisture wicking."

I spent a lot of time working on the scooter, which really didn't need that much. But getting in there and getting familiar with it helped boost my confidence. 

I didn't do the amount of physical training I'd intended to, which I'm sure will bite me in the ass. 

Karen: Why did you choose the Honda Helix as your Cannonball bike?

Eric: My friend and Helix guru Mike Smith has run three CBRs on Helixes. It was a combination of talking to him, the scoot’s legendary reliability, parts availability and the fact that you can get one pretty cheap. I’d have loved to ride my LX, but between all its performance mods and its high mileage, there’s just too much that can go wrong. Last week a vacuum hose failed. An easy enough fix but the kind of thing that could screw you on Cannonball. 

I also have a Stella but it doesn’t handle altitude well enough. 

So, I picked up an ’87 Helix with less than 6,000 miles for around $2,000. Hopefully it’ll prove to be a wise choice. 

Mike Smith during Scooter Cannonball Run 2010. 
Karen: Any scooter mods?

Eric: Mike Smith has a custom oil separator hack he uses to deal with a common issue with the Helix airbox. It’s a clever solution from common hardware store parts. I added a 12v outlet to the dash to power the GPS and iPhone, iPod or whatever else. I put in a carburetor bracket that was stock on later years of the scoot. And I installed stiff clutch springs and put sliders in the variator.

I also added a light kit to the top case because the Helix’s rear lights are very low, like the scoot, and not that easy to see. 

Other than that, I kept it stock. It’s not fast but it’s consistent and its got a heart of gold. Though I’ve no expectations of winning this thing, I do think slow(ish) and steady will be a lot easier on me. 

I could be cursing the damn thing on the side of the road in the middle of BFE, Canada in a few days, though. I’m not taking anything for granted. 

Karen: Any favorite section of the route you’re looking forward?

Eric: Since I’m surrounded by mountains and canyons here, I love riding the twisties but our mountains are molehills compared to what we’ll be going through in British Columbia. It’s pretty much all calendar-shot scenery until we get into Montana. Then it’ll be a variety of wide open plains and the American Rockies. That’s about six days of riding! 

Karen: What’s your on Scooter Cannonball playlist?

Eric: About 1300 songs of reliable favorites. For me, that means a lot of ’80s New Wave and ’90s college/indie rock mixed in with smatterings of various other genres and some newer stuff. I just didn’t want anything that made me think, “Ugh, why did I put this on here?” and wanted to keep the track skipping to a minimum. 

If that sounds like a cop out because I didn’t mention bands, then: T. Rex, Talking Heads, Echo and the Bunnymen, Jesus and Mary Chain, Stereolab, Elliott Smith, Portugal the Man and Hot Chip. 

Karen:  What’s your go to road snack? 

Eric: Nuts. I could probably live, for a short time, maybe, off nuts. I’m bringing two big bags of individually wrapped assortments with me. (Unsalted, so I don’t get thirsty.) I’m also trying out protein bars for something a little more substantial that supposedly provides energy.

Karen: What does your family think of you doing Cannonball?

Eric: My wife has been ridiculously, amazingly supportive. She also knows me well enough to know in advance that I would break my budget, spend months obsessing over this and talking about little else, and will probably spend the month after I get back talking about it. She admitted today that she’s in denial about some of the risk involved and that in six months she’ll realize she should be more concerned. She then said, “It’s okay if you break an arm or something like that.” Uh, not really!

I’m not really sure how aware the rest of my family is when it comes to exactly what I’ll be doing and the scale of it. I’ve taken plenty of trips to go to Amerivespa or other rides and rallies, so they may not know the difference. I suspect their reaction may be similar to many of my coworkers: “Why would you do that? But why on a scooter?” 

Karen: Complete this sentence: “When I get to the finish line, I’m going to _________.”

Eric: I’d be lying if I said anything other than, “Post to Facebook then call my wife.” In that order, of course.

Thanks Eric. Good luck and enjoy the ride!

Eric's blog: ScooterFile
Cannonball roster and riders: Scooter Cannonball Run 2014 

Saturday, May 31, 2014

Scooter Cannonball Run 2014


It's that time again. Scooterists from across the globe gather to see if they have what it takes to conquer the Cannonball challenge. For the uninitiated, Scooter Cannonball Run is a coast to coast endurance rally for motor-scooters under 250cc that is held every two years. This year's route begins in Hyder, Alaska on June 3rd and ends ten days later in New Orleans, Louisiana. It is not a race.



I had the privilege of completing Scooter Cannonball Run back in 2010. It was an amazing experience full of emotional highs and lows that was rewarding on so many levels. I'd do it again in a heartbeat. But because of poor timing, I have to make due with cheering on this year's Cannonballers. My fellow 2010 Cannonballer and winner of the 190cc class, Matt Benintendo recently spent a few days in Portland, Oregon before heading up to the starting line in Alaska. I had a chance to chat with him about his 2010 and 2012 Cannonball experiences.


Matt Benintendo 


Karen: How did your 2010 and 2012 Cannonball experiences compare?

Matt: The 2010 Cannonball had a lot less riders than in 2012. There was more of a family feel amongst the riders in 2010 even though I knew a lot of people in 2012. I rode mostly alone in 2010, so for 2012 I rode cross-country with other people. Riding solo is boring. I liked riding with 2 to 3 people. Of the two Cannonballs, 2010 was a more scenic and challenging navigational route. In 2012, I did enjoy riding through Joshua Tree National Park. Also, we rode through "Tornado Alley" and saw all the damage. Our Cannonball wasn't affected by it, but I found it fascinating to see the aftermath firsthand.

Karen: I heard you had a co-pilot for the 2012 Cannonball. 

Matt: Yeah, Mr. Happy. I got him in 2010 at our Aerostich stop in Duluth, Minnesota. He has quite the following online. He's coming along for this year's Cannonball.

Mr. Happy

Karen: What have your past Cannonball experiences taught you?

Matt: Get better rain gear. I was soaked in 2010. I also fell asleep two times in South Dakota and woke up to the sound of rumble strips. Wish I had music back then.

Karen: What are you looking forward to this year?

Matt: I'm looking forward to riding in new states and avoiding Texas. I've never been to Alaska. Everyone on two-wheels wants to go North to Alaska. Not looking forward to the wide range of weather and temperatures. It makes gear selection interesting. I like that the route ends in New Orleans during Amerivespa, so I can continue my vacation and see familiar faces I only see ever two years.

Matt's Centerfold for Bumpstart #6 & # 7

Karen: As a past Cannonballer winner, what advice do you have for future Cannonballers?

Matt: I had a lot of guidance from Joel Hamilton (CBR 2008). I ran as light as possible and had a reliable bike. I'm not a coffee or 5 Hour Energy drinker, so I didn't stop that much. Riders should have their GPS wired to their bike and not battery. Some riders used auxiliary tanks, but I didn't.

Karen: Thanks, Matt. Enjoy your Cannonball and ride safe. 

To follow Matt and the other Cannonballer's progress visit:  http://followride.com
Mr. Happy fans can visit: Mr. Happy Puppet


Tomorrow I'll have an interview with Los Angeles scooterist and 2014 Cannonballer, 
Eric Almendral.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Print Fancy!



Hope to see you at Reading Frenzy. I'll be reading about my experience doing Scooter Cannonball Run.

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

All Summer Long


It's snowing in Portland, Oregon right now and like a lot of people I'm longing for summer. But it's not because of the weather. My friend, Al Drake and Flat Out Press recently reprinted his "Lents Collection" featuring three of the hot rod author's publications that take place in the Lents district of Portland. The collection includes Beyond the Pavement, One Summer, and Tillamook Burn.

Al is most well known for his books that document 1950s Portland hot rod culture and drive-ins. His Fifties Flashback will make you want to jump into a time machine to cruise Sandy Blvd and savor a Tik Tok burger.

Over my Christmas break, I enjoyed reading the re-released "Lents Collection" and have to say my favorite of the trio is One Summer. It takes us to '40s Portland where protagonist Chris is spending his last summer before he starts high school. The events of the summer have an effect on his character and shape the man he becomes. It was interesting to read about the boy, who would later become a hot-rodder, shopping with friends at Goodwill for go-cart wheels. Or picturing the "Lents gang" walking through the S.E. neighborhood to the Mt. Scott drugstore for phosphates and comic book reading.  


Above: Al Drake at Jim Dandys. 

After reading his books, you will feel how much love Al has for the 1940s and 50s. He likes to joke about being stuck in that time. All of his hot rod magazine columns and books are still typed up on his 1958 Royal Heritage that he received new from his sister Bonnie. 

Above: Al's trusty 1958 Royal Heritage

So, I was pleasantly surprised to hear that his books are now available on Kindle through Amazon. It is exciting to think that these once out of print books are now finding a new audience online. Flat Out Press also has a Facebook page and blog. Sounds like Al Drake and Flat Out are cruising along with the times. 



Saturday, August 20, 2011

Put A Zine On It


Portlandia creators, Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein at In Other Words bookstore benefit.

I was there covering this benefit for a future Portland State Vanguard issue, but couldn't resist this Bumpstart photo op. During the Q + A, I asked what their favorite zines are. Fred said his music bible during high school was Maximum RocknRoll. Carrie mentioned living in Olympia where there are a lot of great zines. Her favorite fanzine is Jigsaw.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

New Beginnings

Scootering brings people from all walks of life together, people we might not get to know   
otherwise, but because of our shared love of motor-scooters they enter our lives and if 
we are lucky enough they become part of our scooter family. Tomorrow, Portland bids a 
sad bon voyage to Orlando Subia, James and Deb Boehne who are setting off for new 
adventures beyond the Pacific Northwest. 
I will miss seeing Orlando’s smiling face at scooter events and hope to see him at future 
rallies.  I can’t help but think what my life would be like if I hadn’t met the Boehnes in the 
hallway of Freightliner Corporation eight years ago. James not so gently nudged me for 
a year about buying a scooter and invited me to my very first scooter rally. And I don’t 
know if there would have been a Bumpstart if our paths hadn’t crossed at the 18 
Wheelers Club. Thank you James and Deb for your encouragement and Canadian 
kindness you’ve shown me over the years. 
Good luck on your new adventures and remember to call your scooter family in Portland 
every now and again. 


Saturday, February 12, 2011

Calling All Cannonballers!



Calling all Scooter Cannonballers!

I'm planning a Cannonball-themed issue for Bumpstart # 6 and would love to hear from all my fellow Cannonballers, past and present. Regardless of how well you placed or if you even finished, you all are freakin' badasses who should let the scooter community hear your tales from the road. I would also love to hear from those driving support vehicles and the film crew who joined us this past summer.

I know how creative you guys got during this endurance event, now express your Cannonball Run tales by word, photos, haiku, dirty limericks, interviews, personal ads, missed connections, police tickets.....

Looking forward to hearing from you crazy bastards, uh I mean road warriors....

Karen G
xoxo


Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Getting Crafty with Amy Sedaris


Amy Sedaris with her copy of Bumpstart!

Monday, October 18, 2010

On Our Way to Bumpstart #5...


I've always been a big fan of vintage print advertisements, especially if they involve scooters. Here's one of my favorites, the Phillips 66 Gasoline ad featuring the Pony Express man using a handlebar Vespa. For our upcoming issue #5 of Bumpstart, I was inspired by this ad after riding my Vespa, Olive to San Antonio, Texas from Portland, Oregon for Amerivespa.

The lovely and talented Mr. Noah Pfarr has done it once again and created another beautiful illustration for my publication. Here's our sneakie peek at our special wrap-around Bumpstart # 5 cover.

Thanks to all for being patient while we had technical difficulties and "shit happens" moments that delayed the 'zine's publishing date. I have also gone back to college and am trying my best to work on Bumpstart and American Scooterist when I have any free time. I haven't forgotten about you guys. Every issue is done with tlc and always worth the wait, I promise.

Cheers,
Karen G.
xoxo

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Goodbye East Coast






























Goodbye BBQ

Scooted an hour over to New Hampshire and decompressed over BBQ with Helix Geoff, Jim T. Murray & Lynn, and Matt. The best meal we had the entire Cannonball trip.

















Jim T.


New York Matt - 2010 CBR 150cc Winner








Helix Geoff









The Floridians heading South. See you in 2012.






The Morning After

Woke up the morning after Cannonball in Portland, Maine. Weird not having to saddle up the scoots and ride 300 + miles. Instead, Murray, Lynn, Matt, and I scooted to the waterfront for brekkie at Becky's Diner.